Costume works like Clockwork (Orange)

Sorry about the title I know it's bad.

I've realised the reason no-one replies is because my blogs are too long? Or maybe people are just not interested? Ahh, who cares? Not me i'm gonna carry on spewing out crap with my last breath.

I was putting photos from my camera and saw this one go through:

Less Alex De Large more Alex De Huge, ahh well I liked the costume anyway it made me feel powerful and evil too traits I value over any others. Oh and only two other people out of about 70 were wearing the same outfit, and I reckon my eyelashes were the best and I was the only one with braces, shame I couldn't find a codpiece though......or not.

Will